🚲💥 It’s time for another PSR – Pearland Social Ride, and this one’s the legendary Baby Legro Edition — made for newbies, slow rollers, and anyone who’s just here for the good vibes.
We roll out at 7:30 AM sharp-ish, so pull up by 7:15 unless you’re tryna play catch-up before we even hit the first mile.
Expect a super chill ride — around 8 to 12 miles, with a relaxed pace. You can talk, breathe, and wave at your neighbors without dying. This ain’t a race. This is cardio with a side of comedy.
We usually stop halfway for a midpoint break — grab a drink, a snack, or just catch your breath and pretend we’ve been training for this all week.
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👋 This ride is for you if you:
• Just got a bike and don’t know where to ride
• Want to ease back into riding
• Are allergic to Lycra
• Like meeting people without having to sprint to do it
• Don’t want to get left behind (and we won’t leave you!)
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Bring:
• A helmet (preferred)
• Water
• Positive vibes
• Optional: dad jokes, excuses for why you’re slow, or leftover tacos
Let’s ride, laugh, and remind our legs who’s in charge.
Hosted by your favorite certified chaos coordinator — STEVO.
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