Guilty Pleasures face their deepest fears @Shoreside@Carlyon Bay

Guilty Pleasures will be praying for sunshine as they make their way over to Carlyon for what everyone hopes will be an above average performance. Last time they started writing in the third person, they regretted it by the second sentence and this time is no different. They really don't know why they don't just delete it and start over - they're too far in now and time is money. You know what else is money? Lithium. It's all over the county - we're all going to be rich! Bring a spade and let's get digging.

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