💥Because nothing says “freedom” like questionable choices on open water.
We’ve got a 10-person pontoon and 8 open spots for a red, white & booze-filled day on the lake.
💸 $45 via Venmo secures your spot—and let’s be crystal clear:
First come, first served. No payment = no spot.
We are not holding spots for your cousin’s friend’s roommate. If you want on this boat, send the money. Period.
🚫 No refunds if you:
• Flake
• Show up late
• Suddenly “forget” it’s the 4th of July
Find someone to take your place if you can’t make it.
🕒 Arrive 20 minutes early.
We will wait 10 minutes for latecomers before we float off into the sunset without you (and with your $45).
👜 Limit your bags.
This is a boat, not a moving truck. If your bag has a carry-on and a personal item, you’re doing too much. Space is tight and we want butts in seats, not bags on laps.
🍻 BYOV (bring your own vices)
🍔 We’re bringing our own food
🍹 A little liquor will be provided, but if you’re picky or thirsty, bring your own bottle
💅 Good vibes only.
Bad attitudes will be left on shore, probably with that one person who showed up 15 minutes late thinking we’d wait.
DM for the Venmo, lock your spot, and let’s get nautical and reckless this Independence Day. 💋🛥️🎇
