Chip Zdarsky's Bodacious Vancouver Experience At Golden Age Collectables - 2025 Edition

Chip Zdarsky, hero of the hyperfields ⚔️ and slayer of the great mountain space wyrm 🐉🌌, has returned to Vancouver 🌆 to rain gifts 🎁 of insight 🧠 and mirth 😄 down upon his thrilled constituents!🎉

We're gonna set him up with a chair 💺 and maybe some kind of table 🛋️, and then we're gonna let strangers just walk up to him 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️ and ask him questions ❓, and demand that he write his name ✍️ on their possessions!

All signs suggest that it will be one of the greatest days of all of our lives 🏆. We'll laugh 😂, cry 😭, and learn that the real monster 👹 was inside us the whole time ☠️.

I'll be there 👋. Me, the guy who's writing this 🧔. Hank. I'll also sign your books 📚 if you want, but that seems kinda silly 🤷‍♂️, and probably won't happen 🤔. But if you want to stand near Chip, I will take your photo 📸 on your phone 📱. Then you’ll have an image of a memory 🖼️ that will last you a lifetime ⏳, or until our brains 🧠 are turned to gelatinous sludge ⚗️ by those creepy wizards 🧙‍♂️ that haunt the northern mountain ranges 🏔️.

What was I talking about again? 🤨

Oh right — CHIP ZDARSKY 🗯️. And his alterego, ZIP CHDARSKY! 🌀

They'll both be here at Golden Age Collectables💛, in the heart ❤️ of downtown Vancouver! 📍

Saturday, July 12, 2025! 🗓️✨