A Naughty & Nautical Adaptation of The Little Mermaid
Beach Please: A Naughty & Nautical Adaptation of The Little Mermaid The tides have turned… and the economy is trash. When the underwater spectacular Under the Sea shuts down, star mermaid Ariel is out of a job. With her besties Seb and Flo cheering her on, she heads to land in search of work—but to get there, she trades her legs for her dance moves in a shady deal with Ursula.
From failed jobs in libraries, fitness studios, and coffee shops, to a chance encounter with a glittering pirate cabaret, Ariel’s journey is full of flops, friendship, and finding her flow. With sea creatures, seagulls, and sparkly pirate queens, Beach Please is a cheeky, high-energy dance adventure about resilience, reinvention, and chasing your dream—even when you’ve got no rhythm and new legs.
When & Where
Alliance Française Theatre (6161 Cambie St, Vancouver, BC)� Doors at 6:30 PM | Show at 7:30 PM
Ticket Information
Members-Only Early Access : July 4–7 - P&P Members get exclusive early access to tickets! Check the Member-Only Group for your access code.
Early Bird Pricing (July 7–21) SAVE BIG $$$
Section C – $35 (General admission, first come, first served)
Section B – $40 (General admission, first come, first served)
Section A – $45 (Priority seating, assigned in order of purchase)
General Admission Pricing (July 21–August 10)
Section C – $45
Section B – $50
Section A – $55
Rush Ticket Pricing (August 11–13)
Section C – $50
Section B – $55
Section A – $60
Section A offers the best view and is assigned based on purchase order. Sections B and C are first come, first served—so arrive early to claim your favorite spot!
More Than a Show
Our beautiful lobby is your gathering place before the curtain rises—mix and mingle with your crew, and enjoy our full bar to wet your whistle . Sip, snack, and soak in the vibes before a night of nautical naughtiness.
About the Show & Our Studio
Passion and Performance is an adult-only dance studio where self-expression meets sultry creativity. We create a safe, inclusive space where dancers of all genders, body types, and backgrounds shine on stage—whether it’s their first time performing or their fiftieth. This is dance for grown-ups: bold, fun, and unafraid to make waves. 19+ ONLY.
Accessibility Information
The Alliance Française Theatre is wheelchair accessible, including accessible washrooms and seating. We reserve wheelchair seating to ensure it’s available for those who need it. If you require a wheelchair-accessible seat, please email us at
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Safe Space Reminder
Beach Please celebrates confidence, community, and connection. We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for harassment or discrimination of any kind—let’s keep it respectful and fabulous for everyone.
Sensory & Content Advisory
This show is strictly 19+. It features mature themes, partial nudity, coarse language, and immersive sound/light elements. If you’re sensitive to sensory stimulation, earplugs are recommended.
Land Acknowledgment
Passion and Performance acknowledges that we organize and create on the traditional, ancestral, and unceded lands of the Musqueam, Squamish, and Tsleil-Waututh Nations. We recognize our responsibility to this land and commit to ongoing learning, reflection, and action in support of truth and reconciliation.
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