🎸💦🌍 HOLD ONTO YOUR POOL FLOATS, EARTH! 💦🎸
RON DON’S POOL SERVICE PROUDLY PRESENTS…
💀🔥 THE FIRST.
🌊💿 THE WILDEST.
🤘💚 THE SLIMIEST WORLDWIDE MUSIC DEBUT EVER RECORDED…
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🎤 JOHNNY CHLORINE: “PHOSPHATES SUCK” 🌍💿
That’s right, baby. The Mohawk Messiah of the Deep End, the Rock 'n Roll Reclaimer of Pool Perfection, Johnny freakin’ Chlorine, is dropping his first-ever global release across ALL music platforms—and he’s doing it with a cannonball heard 'round the world.
🚫 No more green pools.
🚫 No more funky slime.
🚫 No more boring backyard silence.
This isn’t just a song.
It’s a rally cry for pool punks and water warriors worldwide.
It’s a sonic chlorine bomb straight from the rebel heart of Ron Don’s Pool Service, where “It’s Always 5:00 and Never Green.”
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🎧 Available NOW on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon, Pandora, Tidal, Napster (yes, somehow still), and even your neighbor’s Bluetooth speaker.
💥 Includes the punk anthem “Phosphates Suck” — the soundtrack to the Pool Punk Revolution.
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🔥 JOIN THE MOVEMENT
📢 BLAST IT LOUDER THAN YOUR POOL PUMP
🌊 SPREAD THE CLEAN VIBRATION
#JohnnyChlorine #PhosphatesSuck #PoolPunkRevolution #RonDonsPoolService #FYP #PunkPoolsForever #NoMoreGreen #ItAintJustMusicItsMaintenance #ChlorineForPresident
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