As you can imagine, writing these newsletters is tough, backbreaking labor, and we have songs to rehearse, so we’re now asking celebrity guests to pen them for us. And since May 30 is Warner Brothers’ voice-over artist Mel Blanc’s birthday, we’ve tapped his close pal, Pepé Le Pew.
Mes Chéris!
Yes, it is moi, your boat of dream, Pepé here to invite you to the most romantic confines of Le Cul de L’enfer (or Hell’s Bottom, as you say), Vendredi 30 mai à 19h (or Friday, May 30 at 7 pm) where we will dance together with wild abandon, like frisky squirrels, to the irresistible dancing music of Le Downwire!
Ah, your lips say “non” but your eyes say “is there a cover charge?” And my answer to you, mon petit chou, is “non, never, a thousand times non!” It is as free as two lovebirds flying without clothing through a wooded glade!
Tres romantique, n’est pas?
Mwah, mwah, mwah, I am making kissing sounds! My love for you is like a flaming smore! Because, you see, I am on fire and want smore, smore, smore! (I am clever, non?) If I am guilty of comportement inapproprié then you must arrest me at once and imprison me forever in your iron cage of love!
So come with me, mes petits chevaux to VFW Post 350, 6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912, Friday, May 30, where the beer is tres froid, like your heart, but la musique, it is chaude enough to melt the glacier of your indifference and awaken your burning desire for moi, your heartsick admirateur pas si secret,
Pepé Le Pew
Le P.S.: Soyez là, ou soyez carré!
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