🚗 This Sunday we are headed to the Vortex for some spiritual healing, which is basically like regular healing except with more rocks shaped like bowls and fewer co‑pays.
🥁🎶 Bring your drums and flutes if you want to. Nothing says “inner peace” like a group of people banging on percussion instruments in the wilderness while hikers wonder if they’ve accidentally joined a Renaissance fair.
📍 We’ll meet in Santa Clara at Meraki Greek Grill (next to Harmons) at 10:00 AM. From there we’ll carpool, because nothing bonds people spiritually like arguing over who gets shotgun.
🥾 The hike is about 3 miles round trip and rated moderate, which in Utah means “you probably won’t die, but you’ll wish you had a camel.”
💧 At the Vortex, you’ll see the mysterious bowls in the rocks, which will be filled with water. Nobody knows why. Possibly aliens. Possibly plumbing.
🍴 Afterward, we’ll head back for lunch at Meraki’s outdoor patio, where the tzatziki flows like wine and the pita bread is fluffier than your spiritual aura.
☀️ Forecast: perfect day. Translation: you’ll forget sunscreen and return looking like a lobster who just achieved enlightenment.
See you Sunday! 🙏
