Alarming Medieval Man Dog October Hotpot

Yes, it's the time of year to encounter a terrifying if slightly gormless human/canine concoction from the Middle Ages, so woof along to Musselburgh's own open floor performance Crufts-equivalent to leave us panting for more with your STORIES! TOONS! POEMS! SONGS! STICK RETRIEVAL SKILLS! Or else be part of an eager if overly groomed, spotted-bow-wearing audience. You'll be chasing your tail if you don't! Arf!