π βWhen your mother asks, βDo you want a piece of advice?β it is a mere formality. It doesnβt matter if you answer yes or no. Youβre going to get it anyway.β ~ Erma Bombeck
βSometimes you lie in bed at night and you donβt have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!β ~ Charlie Brown
βTruth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.β ~ Lt. Frank Drebin πΉ
βAge is just a number. Itβs totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.β~ Joan Collins π―
βI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnβt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.β~ Emo Philips π