23rd Street "Marathon" - VA's Shortest Marathon

Welcome to the 23rd Street "Marathon"! Virginia’s Shortest Race

You’ve run 0.0 miles before. Now it’s time to level up… to 0.081 miles.

That’s right — this is Virginia’s Shortest Marathon. The only race where your drink lasts longer than the run.

Whether you're a seasoned sprinter or a professional spectator this event is for YOU. It’s the annual 23rd Street “Marathon” — a legendary community tradition where the only thing you need to train for is showing up.

🏃‍♂️ CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF COMMITMENT:

SUPREME REGISTRATION – $36

You’re going all in and we respect that.

✔️ Coastal Beer

✔️ Ironclad Cocktail

✔️ Event Shirt

✔️ Bumper Sticker

✔️ Finishing Medal

✔️ Race Bib

STANDARD REGISTRATION – $18

Still strong. Still hydrated.

✔️ Coastal Beer

✔️ Ironclad Cocktail

✔️ Bumper Sticker

✔️ Finishing Medal

✔️ Race Bib

BASIC REGISTRATION – $6

You’re here for the vibes and the medal.

✔️ Bumper Sticker

✔️ Finishing Medal

✔️ Race Bib

PET REGISTRATION – $10 (optional)

Because your dog deserves to be part of the chaos.

✔️ Official 23rd Street “Marathon” Dog Bandana

(No they don’t get a beer. Yes they’ll still be the star.)

👟 What to Expect:

• Live music by Red Stapler Duo
• A hilariously short course (like embarrassingly short)
• Beer. Cocktails. Cheering.
• A victory lap that takes under 2 minutes
• No porta-potties necessary

This isn’t just a race — it’s a lifestyle.

Come make memories drink local and cross a finish line with your dignity mostly intact.

🎟️ Register now and secure your spot in the only marathon you can walk jog or stumble through before your buzz wears off.

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