Yard Sale Ahoy!

Come claim yer booty and uncover hidden treasure before it’s gone to another crew!

Arrr mateys! We be clearin’ the decks and settin’ out piles o’ treasure for ye to plunder:

🎶 Sony 7.1 Surround Sound System — make yer cabin thunder!
🧺 Washing Machine — keep yer linens shipshape.
🏃 Elliptical — run like ye be chased by the Royal Navy!
👖 Men’s American Eagle jeans (sizes 30–32) — fine garb for any swashbuckler.
✨ Household booty, women’s fashion, electronics & more treasure await!

⚓ Don’t be a landlubber — hoist yer sails and get to the YAAAAARD before the booty’s gone!

* Note, none of our items are actually pirate themed

* Additional note, we own everything we are selling legitimately. This is just a fun gag. 🤣