🎉 Golly Bob Howdy, Vern! It’s Time for the First Outdoor Geek Trader Market of the Season! 🌞
KnowwhatImean?
We’re headin’ back to where it all started, buddy—right out front of TC War Room at good ol’ Chums Corner! That’s right, we’re bringin’ the geekery back out into the wild—under the big beautiful blue sky, where the sun shines bright and the nerd flags fly higher than my Auntie Edna’s beehive hairdo!
🛍 Vendor-type Stuff:
Now listen here, we’re givin’ first dibs to the Geek Trader Guild—that’s our regular ol’ gang of trusty vendors. Once they’ve picked their spots, we’ll open the gates to the rest of ya fine folks. (They are all good to go now!)
You get a nice lil’ 10x10 patch of ground to call your own—up to TWO of ‘em if you’re feelin’ fancy. We like to keep things mixed up like a gumball machine, so we ain’t lettin’ one feller take the whole yard. Sign Up here -
https://www.geektradermarket.com/events/ernest-saves-the-summer-geek-trader-market-25
🎲 What We’re Lookin’ For:
You got comics? We love ‘em. Collectibles? You betcha. Nerdy crafts? Heck yes! VHS tapes, records, jewelry, action figures, D&D doodads, board games, video games, trading cards—if it makes a geeky heart go thump-thump, we wanna see it on them tables!
✨ Now Hold On to Your Trucker Hat, Vern… It’s the Geek Trader Trinket Trade! ✨
Yessir, we’re cookin’ up our own version of that Ren Faire trinket shindig! If you’re vendin’ and wanna join in, just bring a handful of nifty lil’ trinkets—like pins, wee art things, or doohickeys with charm—to swap with other vendors. Not for cash, not for deals, just for sharin’ smiles and makin’ memories. Ain’t that wholesome?
But wait—there’s more! Shoppers, we ain’t leavin’ you outta the fun. For just $5, you can join in the trinket tradin’ too! How, you ask? Well, with the purchase of our exclusive, limited-edition Ernest P. Worrell pin—designed by none other than the legendary Jeff Manley himself—you’ll be allowed to trade with any of our designated vendors takin’ part in the swap.
It’s like a secret geeky handshake… but with flair! So grab a pin, flash that Ernest grin, and start tradin' like a real deal geek wrangler! KnowwhatImean?
💡 New to the vending life?
Don’t you worry, Vern—we love folks who are just gettin’ started. Got a box of geeky treasures collectin’ dust? Been makin’ your own nerdy crafts in the garage? This is your shot! We’re here to help you dip a toe in the swap-meetin’ waters and feel like a real-deal seller in no time.
So come on down, bring your stuff, and get ready to geek out, y’all!
🎪 Vendor Prices ‘n Stuff:
10x10 Spot – $25 each (Max 2 per vendor)
Canopy Rental – $15 (shade is important, Vern)
Table Rental – $5 (don’t sell off the ground, unless you’re into that sorta thing)
Limited supply on the rentals—first come, first served, just like the line at my Granny’s pie table.
We’ll see y’all at Chums Corner! Know what I mean, Vern? 🚀🎲✨
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