⚔️ TOON BOARDER PATROL ⚔️
A Warhammer: The Old World Escalation Campaign
(Aye, it's gannin proper brutal this one...)
🎲 Where: Northern Alliance Gaming, pet
🕓 When: 1 Sunday a month, 4PM sharp – divvint be late!
📅 Starts 14th September – so get crackin'
🎯 HOW IT WORKS, LIKE:
Kick off wi' 500 points (painted mind – nee grey lads allowed)
Add 250 points each month – build up to 2000 points o' carnage
Narrative games, dead canny vibes, and a bit o' friendly beef
⚔️ PICK YA LADS:
Chaos Warriors – radged up and ready
High Elves – all posh and shiny
Empire – proper disciplined, not like the lot doon Bigg Market
Or bring ya own crew – the more mental, the better
💀 WIN OWT?
Course ye do – there’ll be prizes, glory, and braggin’ rights till next campaign.
Plus a story campaign that even ya da would care about.
🔥 Come have a bash – Toon Boarder Patrol wants YOU!
(Nowt better than smashing face on a Sunday, eh?)
⚔️ TOON BOARDER PATROL – ARMY COMP ⚔️
Escalation Campaign Rules (500pts Start)
(Aye – read this or get telt off by yer general)
🪖 STARTIN’ YOUR LADZ:
You’ll be buildin’ your army usin’ the normal rules for a Grand Army or an Army of Infamy – BUT... there’s a few local tweaks, so pay attention, pet.
💂♂️ GENERAL ORDERS:
• 1 character only – must be yer General, divvint try sneakin’ extras in.
• Army must have 2–4 units (not including the general). Nee spammin' hordes.
• 1 unit must be Core (aye, proper battleline).
• You can have 1 Special OR 1 Rare – not both, greedy.
• At least 1 Core unit must have 10 lads in it – no weedy units.
• No unit can be over 25 models – it’s a skirmish, not a siege!
• No single model over 125 points – nae dragons yet, man.
• No war machines – save them for later when it gets tasty.
💰 POINTS CAP PER UNIT TYPE:
Unit TypeMax Points
• Core Unit175 pts
• Special150 pts
• Rare125 pts
🧙♂️ MAGIC BITS ‘N BOBS:
• Max 25pts per magic item for yer general only
• No magic banners – not till we say so.
• No Battle Standard Bearer either – not yet, bonny lad.
• No one else can take a magic item. UTILL I SAY YEE CAN
⚖️ BALANCE ‘N FAIR PLAY:
• Nee cheeky loopholes. If it feels dodgy, it probably is.
• Points limits will go up as the campaign does – watch this space.
• All armies must be fully painted – nee plastic ghosts allowed!
💬 FINAL WORD FROM HQ:
Stick to the rules, have a laugh, and try not to get ya general's heed kicked in first game. It’s a long war, pet – plenty of time for vengeance
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