Ships and Gigs at Gartonia!

The Salish Sea is home to many weird jewels and miracles, but none so breathtaking as Ships n' Gigs, the tour that defies the mundane, laughs in the face of boredom, achieves peak sexiness and the fulfillment of all desires.

Hank Pine, the Maestro of Ceremonies, Quarterback of The Longest Ball, Sequined Soothsayer of Shit-Kicking Sad Songs

Shirley Gnome, Dominatrix of Dirty Delight, Matron of Mirth, Siren of Sacred Silliness, Empress of Ew, Goddess of the Good Love Life

The Reviberators, 72-cylinder Surf Engine, Blindingly Beautiful Barrage Of Bounce, Bang and Twang, Multi-Necked Monster of Merriment

On Sunday July 20th, The Republic of Gartonia will host these visiting dignitaries for a Summit Meeting of the Sublime, putting the Treat back in Treaty and signing the International Declaration of Danceability on Melissa Rd once and for all.

Come at 7pm
BYOB
$20 suggested donation
475 Melissa Rd
(parking on Melissa Rd only)

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