The Great Holud Hoax 2025
Because why should only real holuds have all the fun?
Dear Esteemed Guests, Mischief-Makers, and Lovers of Yellow Things,
You are cordially, unofficially, and somewhat suspiciously invited to the most outrageously unnecessary celebration of the year — The Great Holud Hoax 2025!
There will be no actual holud.
No actual bride or groom. Just an abundance of turmeric, marigolds, food and questionable dance moves.
📅 Date: 12 September 2025
📍 Location: Butterfly Garden Poolside Party Place & Banquet Hall
🥻Dress Code: YELLOW. If you own nothing yellow, paint yourself. We won’t judge.
Expect:
✨ Fake rituals with 100% more glitter
🫔 Snacks that stain your fingers for days
💃🏻Random people breaking into choreographed dances without warning
📸 Photo opportunities you’ll regret (but still post)
Come for the vibes. Stay for the confusion. Leave with a faint turmeric glow that lasts until Eid.
RSVP now — because nothing says “commitment” like promising to show up to something that doesn’t matter at all.
Come. Pretend. Party. Regret nothing.
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