Can't Get No Satisfaction Run

In honor of Sir Mick Jagger's birthday, the Douliu Hash House Harriers will be hosting the "Can’t Get No Satisfaction" Run on July 26. Yours truly, Crampee Buxi-bum, will be taking “Mother’s Little Helper” so as to not get “Shattered” over this part-country, part-city run. It’s really flat, so an easy catch, even though I think “Time Is On My Side” and will try “Not Fade Away”. So, show no “Sympathy For the” hare, be like “Jumpin’ Jack Flash”, come out and watch me get “Shattered” and head for my “19th Nervous Breakdown”. And then later, “Let’s Spend the Night Together” at Roxy’s for the on-over and imagine some “Honky Tonk Women”.
I would like to “Start Me Up” and get the run going by 2:00, so please get to Chiayi around 1. With “Mixed Emotions”, I have already placed the start in this announcement, so make the proper arrangements. Your best bet will be getting a taxi at the FRONT of the Chiayi Train Station, so try to carpool and save the receipt. There are U-bike stations at the train station and near the start and finish.
As usual, your NT$300 run fee will get you ice cold beer, soft drinks and snacks, made available by your “Beast of Burden”. As we will not be running “Undercover of the Night”, be sure to bring sunscreen.
ON-ON!!!!