1-800-CLOWN-TOWN: MEAT THE RESISTANCE
Pole dancing. Clown democracy. Hot dog anarchy. Welcome to the meat department.
You’ve been summoned. The Meatverse is open.
1-800-Clown-Town is a surreal, immersive cabaret where weirdos, mystics, and rebels gather to crown the one true Hot Dog Qween. This tent is a sensory riot wrapped in buns.
Your ticket includes:
Entry to a fully immersive clown cabaret
1 hot dog (vegan/meat) to vote with
Pole performances, roaming characters, and psychedelic meat installations
A Vote to throw a hot dog onstage in a live public election
This is our biggest, boldest show to date and it’s built by weirdos, for weirdos.
Ticket Options:
$15 General Admission: Standing room only. It’s gonna get wild.
$25 Seated Admission: Have a seat. Clutch your pearls. Hold your hot dog.
$30 Front Row (Qween’s Court): You’re in the splash zone. It’s glorious.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1-800-clown-town-ppp-tickets-1325892794039
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$15 GA $25 seated
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Venmo: @stormyseptember
Cashapp: $1800clowntown
Venue Info: Location:
Kick Butt Coffee
5775 Airport Blvd Austin, TX
Doors Open: 8:30
Show Begins: 9:30
FAQ Section:
Q: Is this a drag show?
A: No. It’s worse. And we mean that lovingly.
Q: Are the hot dogs literal?
A: Yes. You will physically throw hot dogs. We’re sorry (we’re not sorry).
Q: Can I buy tickets at the door?
A: Only if we don’t sell out. (And we probably will.)
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: No refunds. But you can transfer your ticket if you DM us before the show.
Q: Will there be vegan options?
A: Of course. We’re weird, not monsters.
Clown Town is and isn't for everyone.
Wear something unhinged. Bring someone cute. Eat the system.
MEAT THE RESISTANCE.
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