twitten party #1

Since the Itty bitty twitten committee was founded their main aim was to put on a twitten party. Like a street party, but in a twitten. For those not in the know, here is the definition of a twitten:

twitten

(in Sussex) a narrow path or passage between two walls or hedges.

Basically it's an alleyway, but a Sussex one.

So here's a poster for a twitten party. They're so thin really the only way to do a party down one is to conga down it. So that's exactly what's going to happen. On the 21st March 2026, at 12pm the first ever twitten party will happen. It'll be brief, and it'll be in the twitten next to the Sydney Walter centre.

I'll provide party hats, as it's the day before my birthday. I'd love to see you there.

You may also like the following events from Joe Bunn: Bard of Worthing:

• Next Thursday, 5th March, 08:00 pm, Croak Club at the Toad in Worthing