Get Ready to Get Your "Free Sh!t" On!
Mark your calendars, set your alarms, and prepare your grabby hands, folks, because Free Sh!t Friday is coming to The lodge this August 29th That's right, you heard it here first – an entire event dedicated to the glorious, soul-satisfying act of acquiring things for absolutely no money.
Are you tired of paying for, well, anything? Do you dream of a world where your wallet can just chill in your back pocket, unbothered and unburdened? Then this is the event for you! We're talking about a veritable smorgasbord of gratis goodies, a veritable fiesta of freebies, a... well, you get the picture.
We will hand a ticket to anyone who comes up and sees Aaron starting at 6:15 pm with drawings every 15 mins starting at 7pm. You can get a new ticket each hour to better your odds the longer you hang out in the lodge!!
What exactly will be up for grabs? We can't tell you everything – part of the fun is the surprise! But let's just say if you've ever secretly wished for a slightly-used tuba, a single sock with an interesting pattern, or perhaps a slightly dented but still functional disco ball, your wildest dreams might just come true. (Disclaimer: Actual items may vary and are entirely at the discretion of the Free Sh!t Friday overlords. Please do not bring your own tuba for trade.)
So clear out your trunk, practice your polite "Is this free?" smile, and get ready for the most economically responsible fun you'll have all year. It's Free Sh!t Friday, baby, and it's going to be epic!
Open for all ages. Aaron will be located on the Family Side but will announce loudly for all in SQ too!!
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