Haute Dish: Call Me Mother – A Charity Drag Show

Haute Dish: Call Me Mother– A Charity Drag Show

Ladies, gentlemen, and my fabulous non-binary friends, hold onto your wigs because Haute Dish is serving you piping hot entertainment! This ain’t your grandma’s casserole, honey—this is drag, dranks and charity all rolled into one FABULOUS afternoon.

Get ready to strut for a cause, hunty! 💋 Join us for an afternoon of high heels and higher stakes at our Drag Charity Extravaganza—where the lashes are long, the splits are low, and the generosity is absolutely sickening. Featuring a fierce lineup of your favorite local queens, each serving looks, laughs, and love—all to raise coins for a fabulous cause. 💃💰✨

It’s glitz, it’s glam, it’s giving back with a lip-sync and a wink. So grab your dollars, bring your best applause, and get ready to prove charity and charisma go hand in perfectly manicured hand. 💅

Your $35 ticket includes:

🍹 Two cocktails to keep you as lit as Mommie Dearest.

💜 A donation to N Street Village—because Because Mama taught us right, darling!.

The Tea on the Queens:

We’ve got a cast so fierce, you’ll think you stumbled into the finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Expect:

👑 Just D Tipp –Jess D’Tipp serving matriarch, mayhem, and moisturized..

👑 Anne G. O’Plasty – Giving ‘I’m here to love you... and judge you silently’ realness.

👑 Judy from HR – Your work mom, with a clipboard and a martini.

👑 Diva D – Slaying like the mother who raised you right... but with a little more sparkle.

👑 Alexis Hybrid – Bringing that ‘I love you, but your outfit is a crime’ energy.

👑 Kel Basa (Harry Suchyta) Serving mama energy with a side of sass.

👑 Kiana K’Naan (Adam Koussari-Amin) Giving ‘I’ll love you, but I’ll also read you like a bedtime story’ realness.

Special Features That Will Make You GAG:

💃 An audience dance-off for charity! Show us your moves, work what you mama gave you.

🍪 A baked good raffle, courtesy of Rusty & Goody. If you’re lucky, you might just taste the rainbow.

👕 Exclusive Haute Dish merch—because no one leaves a drag show empty-handed.

Doors open at 2:30 PM, The show kicks off at 3:15 PM sharp, so don’t be late, cause mama hates to wait!

Space is limited, so get your tickets NOW. You don’t want to be the one left out, sobbing like Cristina Crawford. Come for the queens, stay for the cocktails, and leave with a full heart, honey.

See you there, darling—and remember: the category is HAUTE DISH REALNESS!

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