Valadares, Valadares, Portugal
Sat, 19 Jul, 2025 at 02:30 pm (UTC)
Valadares, Valadares
4405-594 Valadares, Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
Strap in pack light and hydrate irresponsibly — it’s time for the Porto Invicta H3 Summer BBQ Hash!
Trail: A to B (from Valadares Railway Station to the GM’s backyard oasis of beer and BBQ)
Hare: The fierce the fabulous the trail-laying goddess herself — Mark Sex! Meet at 2pm for 2:30pm start.
(No live hare — she’s smarter than that. The trail is pre-laid and so are your weekend plans.)
Circle: Expect shouting singing and shenanigans in the sacred circle of nonsense.
On-After: BBQ madness at GM’s house! Meat booze and the slow unraveling of self-respect.
What to bring:
Hash gear
A powerful thirst
Appetite for grilled things
A towel (for sweat or shame)
An alibi (optional but encouraged)
Come bask in the glory of summer chase flour like your dignity depends on it and then stuff your face with BBQ in true hash fashion.
To make sure there's enough grub to feed your hungry faces (and not just the GM’s dog) please sign in for the BBQ by Wednesday 16 July — or forever hold your empty plate! Registration is also available on FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/1237115737373498.
Whether you're coming for the meat the fire or just the beer and bad decisions — we need a headcount.
Don't be a silent hasher... ON IN or miss out!
Hash Cash : 5 euros per person. Prepare your coins after run.
BBQ : Adult (full price) Horror (half price)
approx. 13 euros/Adult including meats & beers (tba)
ON ON YOU BEAUTIFUL DEGENERATES!
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MAGGIE LOW
