Guru Bikes Everything on sale Sale!!! One weekend only!

This is Gurus First ever Everything On Sale Sale! 3 Days Only!
We will even be open on Sunday our normal day off!
Everything in the shop will be on sale! From the newest parts and bikes, to deep discounts on discontinued and older stock. We will be posting teasers of some of the deals we will have on bikes, wheels, parts and accessories, all next week.
FAQ's
1) What's the catch?: Its three days only and then everything goes back to regular price.
2) How much can you save?: We have many products that will be 50-60% off.
3) can I call in and find out what's on sale?: NOPE! We want you to come in and see! So the best deals will only be found out in person.
4) will there be snacks?:Always!
5) Why are you doing this?: We have a bunch of new product coming and we need room!
6) Can I order stuff at sale price?: Nope, this is a special sale to make space for incoming product.
7) Will everything be on sale? really?: Product, Yes, but staff tools and displays, ect. won't be. Don't make it weird