**🍗🦃 THE FUNKS GONNA BLOW YOUR CRANBERRIES OFF 🦃🍗**
🛑 WARNING: The Minnesota Music Café will reach MAXIMUM FUNK CAPACITY on FUNKSGIVING 2025! 🛑
This is not a drill. THIS is an all-you-can-groove buffet piled high with THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE FUNKY — and if there’s gravy on the dance floor, blame it on bass solo #3!
Cousin Larry? Bring him. Grandma Tilly? SHE’S IN THE HORN SECTION. Dogs, neighbors, your weird uncle who air-guitars to Parliament? THEY’RE ALL INVITED. Saint Paul, prepare to FUNKIFY YOUR HOLIDAY!
🌽 Doors crack open at 7pm — don’t trip on the stuffing as you run for the best spot.
🔥 At 8pm sharp, the stage explodes with booty-shaking, soul-baking, turkey-roasting thunder from the Twin Cities’ top funk battalion!
🦃 Stuff your face, strut your feathers, and get ready for a musical feast that’ll have you howling at the gravy boat.
Plus:
- Sequin pants? Encouraged.
- Glowsticks? Welcome.
- Air horns? Only if they can keep up.
- Leftovers not allowed — you’ll need both hands for dancing.
So lace up your boogie boots and join the Funksgiving parade. Thankful for family, friends, and a rhythm section so tight it’ll snap your wishbone. This is the party your sweatbands have been training for all year!
Visit [goodbadfunky.com](
https://www.goodbadfunky.com) and [minnesotamusiccafe.com] Call the MMC at 651.776.4699 (
https://www.minnesotamusiccafe.com) for table reservations and survival tips.
The funk fest begins at 8pm, but the legend will last FOREVER. Ten pieces of funk, soul and R&B. COME GET SOME!!
Also check out other Festivals in St Paul, Workshops in St Paul.
