TOWN ALERT: Deployment Notice – Operation FUEL LONG DOG, Maximum Joy
(Official Mandate from the Fuel Community Woof Warden - Jake)
Effective immediately, we are thrilled to announce the official deployment of our highly specialised, low-riding community engagement team:
FRANK & ROCKET: The Certified Wiener Watch
These two puppy dachshunds have been commissioned as our Fuel Town Centre Patrol, tasked with the most vital duties known to civilisation: The pursuit of adventure and puppy joy delivery.
Their Patrol Parameters Include:
Adventure Scouting: Investigating anything found at ankle-level, including suspicious leaves, rogue shoelaces, and the elusive dropped chip.
Morale Boosting: Spreading mandatory happiness through synchronised tail wags, perfectly executed head tilts, and the strategic deployment of puppy breath. Frank specialises in ear licks; Rocket focuses on belly rubs.
Ground-Level Security: Ensuring the structural integrity of every park bench and flowerbed by means of thorough sniffing inspection.
WANT A VISIT? (Request a Fuel Puppy Joy Deployment)
Is your small business feeling low on cheer? Does your storefront window display need the validation of two enthusiastic (if slightly vertically challenged) supervisors?
The Frank & Rocket Patrol is available for scheduled, high-impact visits.
We offer complimentary security sweeps, mandatory employee cuddle breaks, and instant customer engagement guaranteed to melt even the most cynical heart.
TO SCHEDULE YOUR DEPLOYMENT:
If your corner of the Town Centre requires IMMEDIATE joy intervention, or if you simply need the therapeutic presence of a miniature sausage dog, contact our Woof Warden via email
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Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee they won't steal your socks, but we can guarantee a 100% increase in endorphins.
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