[Announcer, preferably with a beer in one hand and a neck brace in the other]
Alright Rotorua... if you can still read this, your eyes haven't witnessed enough great metal shows. Welcome to the most gloriously unholy night this bar has ever survived...
THIS. IS. A CRATE FULL OF METAL!!!
Live from the sacred dive of Crates n Cues Bar, where the pool tables are crying, the speakers are praying for mercy, and the toilets are already regretting tonight—prepare yourself for a genre-smashing face-punch of epic proportions!
Featuring:
Afterlight (Tga)
InTheirImage (Rot)
Gideon Voon & Corey Friedlander (Akl)
Act of Vengeance (Ham)
Tonight’s lineup is a glorious cocktail of death, thrash, and prog metal. That means you're about to get:
Death growls deeper than your ex’s emotional issues,
Thrash riffs faster than a seagull stealing your chips,
And prog time signatures so weird they’ll make you question your ability to count past four.
We’ve got blast beats that could trigger a small avalanche, solos that were probably written in a wizard tower, and lyrics that’ll either awaken ancient demons or at least make you want to quit your day job.
This is not a concert. This is not a gig. This is a ritual, a test of stamina, and a headbanging bootcamp for the chosen few. If you're not sore tomorrow, you didn’t do it right.
So tighten your shoelaces, stretch your neck, and let your soul be obliterated by…
A CRAAAATE FUUUULLLL OF MEEEETAAAAAAL!!!
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