🚤🌞 Redneck Riviera River Float: The One After the Last One 🌞
Remember when I said the last float was “The Final Float”? Yeah… that was just the final float of July. Oops. Turns out there’s always one more. And here it comes! 😎
📅 When: Saturday, August 23rd – meet at 9:30 AM at the parking lot of the Pump House in Rock Hill (we roll out from there – river don’t wait)
🛟 Bring: Tube, sunscreen, drinks, snacks, and your best redneck river spirit
🦈 Optional: Shark repellent… just in case one of July’s great whites comes back for round two.
Last time we set the record for most empty beer cans afloat without sinking a single tube — let’s see if we can beat it. Invite your friends, your cousins, your neighbors, and that one guy who thinks jean shorts are river-appropriate.
And for those who didn’t get enough “liquid” on the river, let’s keep the party rolling with a beer (or three) at Tony’s Mexican Restaurant afterwards. 🍺🌮
See y’all there for “The Float That Came After the Last Float”! Yeehaw! 🤠🍻💦
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