***To the tune of "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt***
(It's Glögg, It's Glögg, It's Glögg, Yes Glögg)
The Glögg Party, you know it comes at this time of year;
Oh Dear... time to light up the fire
The Glögg Party, so hurry to the Barnyard tonight!
The Glögg Party, Scooters, mopeds, come hit Kyles butt, Its Nuts!
Tomorrow wake up in shame,
The Glögg Party, so hurry to the Barnyard tonight...
It gets wild, and kinda gay.
Sofia's coming all the way from Santa Fe
Let's see friends and have a hug,
White Elephant will leave you with a new butt plug!
The Glögg Party, you will wake up steeped in lore, on the floor. SO HURRY TO THE BARNYARD TONIGHT!
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL NIGHT OF THE YEAR!!!! Glögg is back and it's gonna be great and you won't do anything embarrassing.
Glögg will be ritualistically lit at 7PM so be there early!
White Elephant at 10pm <$5 or any free item
Bring your friends, brings some food, brings some booze, bring firewood
WEAR YOUR HOLIDAY BEST!!
WE DONT FUCK AROUND THIS WILL GO LATE!!!
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