Tickets available to the public on 10/17 at noon.
The full run of Funhouse Lounge's "Die Hard The Musical Parody" is running Nov. 13th - Dec 21st 2025! We are at two locations this year, Portland Center Stage 11/13-11/23 and Funhouse Lounge 11/28-12/21!
All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.
It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard! This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.
Showtimes are Thursdays-Saturdays at 6:45 pm, Sunday matinees are at 3:00 pm
Bar opens at 6:00pm. We advise arriving early, to allow ample time to find parking, grab a drink and be seated before the show begins.
Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!
Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb
Featuring: Jennifer Logan, James R. Dixon, Brian Koch, Margo Schembre, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen
All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.
Seating types:
General admission: non-reserved seating.
VIP/Reserved: reserved assigned seating in the front 6 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt (new design this year!) or pair of John & Hans magnets)
Reserved booth: includes 5 admission tickets at a reserved booth.
Director: Andy Barrett
Musical Director: James Liptak
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