LIFE IN A BLENDER AND VERY PLEASANT NEIGHBOR
at
THE BITTER END
(147 BLEECKER STREET)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26
Doors at 6
Knobs at 6:30
Tickets just $15
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(before service fees, extra duties, specialty tax, enhancement tithe, vows to sacrifice your youngest if your payments are more than three days overdue, and not mentioning fees that cover the cost of sitting, movement, and breathing.)
Never Before! And Never Again!
(Oh, God of gods, make it so!)
The Two Titans of Cacophony and Good Cheer
Come Together for ONE NIGHT
of Ultra-Maximum Mayhem-Deluxe!
Popping Out of Their Shorts In One Violent Burst!!
LIFE IN A BLENDER returns to the Bitter End!!
One of the first clubs ever built by pre-historic man!
At the very first show here—exactly 10 billion years ago to this day—
a dirty, drunken worm—reeking of beer—spouting gibberish,
left a wide-eyed crowd, cowering and fearing for its life!
Now, today, exactly 10 billion later!
Nothing has changed!
LIAB couldn’t be more chuffed to be playing with our old friends
VERY PLEASANT NEIGHBOR
Packed into their tight spandex, showing off some of their “after-school” moves!
Howling half-naked, shaking sticks at Old Man Wind!
“You can’t blow us down, you pompous blow bag!!”
“Go back to blindly buggering in your Blowhole!!”
“Do you hear me, Old Man Wind!”
“WE DISLIKE YOU!!…...AND THAT’S UNLIKELY TO CHANGE!!”
Both bands will leave you more drained, damp, and exhausted than a degenerate mule
given a free pass to roam and explore as it wishes!
You will feel compelled to twitch about on the floor in a manner not unlike a compass trying to regain its proper direction!
You will find yourself on your knees, crying, reaching upward, begging for the show to end!
Because it’s TOO good to take in any more!!
PLUS: Each drink at the Bitter End is delivered like a new born baby—
with tremendous effort and covered in God-knows-what!!
Don’t wind up the emotionally-vulnerable old person whose grandchildren cluster around your knee and say, “Why didn’t you go to the Bitter End that night??!!”
Do you want your end-of-life experience to be one big Tilt-o-Whirl of Regret!!???
Do you really want to pass into the Netherworld without having seen
Life in a Blender and Very Pleasant Neighbor together!?
BUY! SPEND! LIVE!!
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