🌀🎉 The "Goodbye January" Hoop Jam! 🎉🌀

🌀🎉 The "Goodbye January" Hoop Jam! 🎉🌀
Friday, January 30th, 2026

You did it. You survived the longest month of the year (seriously, why was January 74 days long?). It is officially the last day of the month for hooping, and we are closing out January with a bang.

Congratulations on making it to the finish line without running away to join a circus—although, tonight, we basically are the circus. Come celebrate the fact that you paid your bills and wore pants this week by spinning in circles until you forget about your inbox. Let's send this month off with an hour of wiggles, giggles, and majestic chaos. 🕺💨

👋 RSVP Reminder
Don’t be a "Maybe." Don't ghost us. We need to know who is coming so we don't end up looking like a sad, hoop-less mime troupe. Smash that “Going” button so we can prepare the vibes accordingly! 📅✨

🚨 The "Ocho" Capacity Rule
Strict Limit: 8 Hoopers. Our racquetball court is cozy. Intimate. Exclusive. We fit 8 humans and 8 hoops comfortably. If we add a 9th, physics breaks down and we all turn into a human pretzel. Once we hit 8, the velvet rope goes up. Claim your spot now or forever hold your peace (until next month). 🎟️🚫

📍 Location
Racquetball Court 1

🎶 Vibe
End-of-Month Energy. We are shaking off the last 30 days with a mix of great tunes and even better humans. Come ready to move, groove, and pretend you have rhythm even if you don't. 🔊🟣

💫 Hoops
BYO-Hoop if you have one! If your hoop collection is currently non-existent, we have a stash of "community circles" available. First come, first spin. Think of them as library books, but rounder and much more fun to throw around your waist. 📚🌀

⚠️ Disclaimer
This is a casual community meet‑up, not a class. Participation is voluntary and at your own risk. You are responsible for your limbs, your choices, and whatever spontaneous Latin‑inspired interpretive dance your body decides to attempt. Loaner hoops are provided as‑is — please treat them kindly; they’ve survived more Fridays than any of us.

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