Dads Bowling Night Out

Calling all Dudes Donnys Walters and dads who just want their rug back—Join us for a night of strikes spares and subtle joint pain as we channel our inner Dudes and hit the lanes like it’s 1998. Ticket includes 1hr of bowl time, shoe rentals, (1) pint of beer, unlimited aoft drinks, and dinner.

Dress code: Robes optional. Jellies encouraged. Sunglasses mandatory indoors.

Attitude: Chill. But not Donny chill. More like "White Russian in a plastic cup" chill.

Expect:

Relentless quoting of The Big Lebowski until someone’s asked to leave.

At least one dad yelling “MARK IT ZERO!” during a clear spare.

Deep philosophical debates about what really ties a room (or lane) together.

Casual competition with absolutely no one keeping score correctly.