86’d… But Not Forgotten: Celebrating the Life and Times of the Legendary Steven Harrison Cottrell

Well, he finally did it—Steve’s been 86’d from life itself. (Honestly, we’re surprised it took this long; the man had more lives than a feral cat in a junkyard.) Join us as we celebrate, roast, and recover from knowing Steve: a rule-breaking, eye-roll-inducing instigator who was also thoughtful, hilarious, and secretly charming. He will be survived by his loving mother, Kris, and his only son, Jaxson Wyatt.

This won’t be your typical sendoff. Expect wild stories, bad language, and zero filters. Bring your best/worst Steve tale—we’ll laugh, cringe, maybe cry, and definitely raise a glass to the legend we somehow survived—and who, against all odds, will truly be missed.