Professional TRIVIA

Have you ever wondered why many people are saying that this is, perhaps, the most award winning, professionally run, accurately managed, pre-lubricated, rust-proof, solar-powered trivia of all time? Sure you have; we all have.
These questions will be answered in glorious fashion this week.
Be there.
Bring your own anti-gravity machine, or non-related item, for a bonus 5 points and an imaginary trophy.