✨ Your Inner Kiddo Called - They Wanna Go to This!
🎉FREE scrapbook
🎉FREE activities at EVERY booth
🎉FREE face painting
🎉PRIZES, stickers, discounts & more!
Who is this event for?
For business minds AND big kids at heart.
Whether you're here to network, make new friends, or just escape the grown-up grind - CantAdultFest is where friendships form faster than small talk. Creatives, entrepreneurs, community lovers, or just anyone tired of the same old events... come support local business and have FUN.
You’re not here by accident. Something about this caught your eye... maybe because you're tired of the same thing happening at so many networking events:
📢 One speaker.
🪑 Sitting and listening.
😐 Awkward small talk with a side of business cards you'll forget about.
CantAdultFest is different and fun but like actually different and fun LOL!
CantAdultFest is your permission slip to show up, play, laugh, and make real connections without all the boring. It’s networking that feels like camp!
✨ And the best part?
By coming, you're not just treating yourself - you’re also supporting dozens of local small businesses who are showing up to do something different.
🎟️ Tickets are 50% off right now...but not for long.
Be the one who goes, not the one who wishes they had.
🎉 What Makes CantAdultFest the Most Fun Networking Event You’ll Ever Attend:
🧩 FREE icebreaker activities at EVERY vendor booth
From learning how to pipe icing to hilarious mini-challenges - every vendor is here to help you connect and make new friends (not just sell to you).
🦄 Stuffy Riders
Yes, these are the same ones you've seen at Malls! And yes, you can absolutely ride a stuffed unicorn while networking. There will be multiple stuffy options to choose from! Endless joy AND races!
🎤 Live MC + DJ
Setting the vibe so making new friends feels easy - and actually fun.
☂️ Giant parachute games + recess-style activities
Because some of the best convos happen while you’re cracking up.
📒 Scrapbooks, sticker trades & surprise moments
Bring your business card and your glue stick. You will receive a scrapbook that will be PACKED with memories and takeaways.
🌮 Food trucks
Fueling the fun with local eats and sweet treats from awesome vendors
🎨 FREE Face painting
Because obviously.
🎁 Prizes + exclusive discounts
Win fun stuff just for showing up - and get sweet deals from local small businesses you’ll actually want to support.
So if you are tired of adulting... Come network, play, and connect at CantAdultFest - where business feels like recess, not a "bored"room...lol
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