Black Friday Dad Daycare at the Brewery
“Because he survived Thanksgiving… but he won’t survive the mall.”
Avoid the crowds, ditch the chaos, and drop Dad off at Black Friday Dad Daycare, where the only line he’ll stand in involves our barrel-aged beer!
Today’s Premium Dad Care Package Includes:
🛒 Retail-Free Zone: Absolutely no doorbusters—unless you count the barrel-aged Imperial Stout that’s 10.2% and “busts doors” all by itself.
🍺 Barrel-Aged Enrichment: Dads can roam freely and engage in natural behaviors like sniffing bourbon barrels and saying, “Wow, you can really taste the oak.”
📺 Relaxation Therapy: Football reruns he pretends he didn’t already watch yesterday.
🪑 Structured Activities: Competitive chair sitting, expert-level people-watching, and telling other dads about power tools on sale somewhere else.
💳 Impulse Control: We keep his wallet safe so he doesn’t try to buy another smoker.
Side Effects: Excessive puns, “just one more” beers, and attempts to adopt a barrel.
Give Dad the Black Friday he deserves: no stress, no shopping… just beer. 🍻
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