🦴💅 ADULT NIGHT AT THE SAFARI – WHERE CHAOS WEARS A TUX 💅🦴
Welcome to the most prestigious evening of qu10% discount (and eestionable decisions and overdressed wildlife.
🦥 Clawd the sloth is reclining in a velvet chair, sipping a margarita like he's royalty on PTO.
🦝 Rocket the raccoon showed up in a bowtie and immediately stole someone’s cocktail garnish.
🐒 Fred the monkey is three olives deep and keeps calling himself “DJ Banana Split.”
✨ Somewhere in the foliage, a lemur is judging your fashion choices (and he’s not wrong).
🍸 $50 per person – includes:
✅ Unlimited animal encounters
✅ 2 free margaritas (Rocket insists)
✅ Lifetime bragging rights
✅ Possibly being outclassed by a sloth in pearls
📍 9515 FM 1255, Grand Saline, TX
🗓️ SATURDAY, August 2 • 5–9 PM
🔞 Ages 17 and up – no toddlers, no tantrums, just tequila.
🎟 Whisper at the gate:
“Rocket said it’s margarita time”
to unlock your ternal respect).
