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4 hours
500 W Walnut St
Starting at USD 8
Sat, 17 May, 2025 at 05:00 pm to 09:00 pm (GMT-04:00)
500 W Walnut St
500 West Walnut Street, Columbus, United States
🏃♂️ The Malört .5K: The Most Unnecessary Run of Your Life 🏃♀️
Presented by Sweeney’s Tavern
Lace up your least athletic shoes and prepare your liver—it's time for the most gloriously pointless run in town: the Malört .5K! That’s half a kilometer of pure, unadulterated nonsense... and regret.
Here’s how it works:
🥃 Take a heroic .5oz shot of Malört to kick things off (because why not?)
🧃 Then “run” (or stumble, strut, or crawl) .5K through total chaos and laughter
🎽 Dress to impress—prizes awarded for:
🏁 The Fastest
🐢 The Slowest
👗 The Craziest Outfit
🎟️ Your ticket includes your first shot of Malört—a brave beginning to a ridiculous journey.
Tickets for Sweeney's X Malört .5K: The Most Unnecessary Run of Your Life can be booked here.
| Ticket type | Ticket price |
|---|---|
| General Admission | 8 USD |
| General Admission | 8 USD |
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