Chittenango… gather round. I’m showing up at The Ten Pin for a two-hour pop-up, and I need everyone to emotionally prepare yourselves because I will be selling spices and actively drinking at the same time.
Not heavily, just enough to remind you that I am not the portrait of professionalism… and honestly, that’s part of the charm.
If you’re looking for polished corporate energy, McCormick is right there on aisle 7 at the grocery store, living their best beige life.
Meanwhile, I’m over here giving off full “grandma got into the eggnog again” holiday energy. Cheerful, chaotic and slightly flammable.
I’ll have all your favorite blends, even the super limited CNY AF blend (if I don't sell out before hand) and a level of charisma that directly correlates to how fast my drink disappears.
Perfect holiday gifts for:
- teachers
- coworkers
- your employees
- your boss (should you have to buy your boss a gift? No. But if you want to stroll in late and not get yelled at, our spices will absolutely soften the blow.)
Come see me from 4-6pm on Thursday the 11th at The Ten Pin - where the drinks are cold, the spices are hot and my professionalism is… let’s call it seasonal.