Y’all ready for the wildest, wackiest beauty showdown this side of the county line?
Come on down August 16 for our very first Reverse Redneck Beauty Pageant — where camo is classy, beer is mandatory, and duct tape is basically couture.
Doors fling open at 5 PM, with a finger-lickin’ BBQ dinner special that’ll have you drooling like a hound dog in a biscuit factory. And of course, your favorite local redneck contestants will be strutting their stuff (or at least trying to).
Think you’ve got what it takes to be crowned the king of reverse hillbilly glam? We’re rounding up 12 to 15 "REDNECK" style men willing to embarrass themselves for fame, glory, and maybe a sash that says, “Biggest Redneck Diva.”
If you want to be the king redneck click here to register
https://vfwpost10558.com/redneck-beauty-pageant
Here’s what’s on the lineup for your chance at redneck immortality:
Best Camo: Camouflage so good it’ll make a chameleon jealous. Wear your camo like you mean it — bonus points if it’s covered in mud, beer stains, or roadkill (just kidding... kinda).
Talent: Sing, burp the alphabet, moonwalk backwards, balance a pig on your head — anything goes! Just don’t set anything on fire unless you’re ready to fight the fire department.
Evening Dress: The crown jewel event! Go boring with a regular dress (yawn),—craft your masterpiece out of beer boxes, duct tape, trash bags, old fishing line, and maybe some stray chicken feathers. If it looks like it might survive a tornado, you’re halfway there.
Question & Answer: Here’s where the fun gets real. Four questions total: two from our snarky host, and two from YOUR “friends” (you know, the ones who will roast you live). Prepare for the weirdest, wildest questions this side of the Mississippi— “What’s your spirit animal?” to “If you were a squirrel, what kind of nuts would you hoard?”
Think you’ve got the guts, the glitter, and the downright ridiculousness to win this thing? Step right up, sign up, and prepare to strut like you just found a new beer cooler in the woods.
This ain’t your grandma’s pageant — unless your grandma’s a beer-chugging, camo-wearing, trash-bag-dress-rocking legend.
We are looking for 12-15 Men to be in the show.
To register as a contestant please click the link below:
https://vfwpost10558.com/redneck-beauty-pageant. no fear, you can always sign up the day of the event. We are taking the first 15, register early to be part of the fun.
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