Welcome to ¡Ride Mas!, a 100-mile self-guided pilgrimage through The United Tastes of Taco Bell... a land where the tortillas are warm, the Baja flows like rivers, and every stop is a celebration of freedom... and fire sauce.
This isn’t your average century ride. This is a culinary expedition on two wheels, crossing town lines and crunchwrap borders, fueled by soft tacos and questionable life decisions. Riders will traverse 13 Taco Bell locations from Amityville to Riverhead and beyond... soaking up the flavor, snapping pics, and saluting each outpost of this fast food federation.
What Your Doing:
Ride 100 miles in one glorious, slightly spicy day
Visit as many Taco Bell stops as your appetite allows
Sip a Baja Blast in its native habitat
Snap a photo, raise a taco, and press on
Route:
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/51118757
Participate in the People's Saucecial Media:
Use #RideMas and #UnitedTastesOfTacoBell to show the world your dedication to democracy, distance... and Doritos Locos.
**This isn’t about KOMs or podiums. This is about grit, guac, and gut decisions. So air up those tires, bring your wildest bibs, and ride with honor through the only nation that truly matters:
The United Tastes of Taco Bell.
Ride Mas scavenger ride
1. “The Bellfie” – Bike Selfie at Taco Bell
Take a heroic selfie with your bike in front of any Taco Bell sign.
Points: 5
2. “A Kingdom For A Sauce” – Interpret a Sauce Packet
Locate a sauce packet and recite its message like Shakespeare.
Points: 10
3. “Menu Existentialism” – Gaze into the Menu Void
Stand in front of a menu board and look like you’re making a life-altering decision.
Points: 8
4. “The Live Más Formation” – Rider Group Pose
Link up with at least one other rider and strike your version of a “Live Más” pose.
Points: 7
5. “Drive-Thru Dominance” – Bike in the Drive-Thru Lane
Park your bike like it’s a car and pose with pride.
Points: 6
6. “I Am the Taco” – Do Your Best Taco-Inspired Pose
Become one with the taco. Or at least act like it.
Points: 9
7. “The Baja Toast” – Clink Water Bottles Like They’re Baja Blasts
No purchase needed. Just raise ‘em high and say Salud.
Points: 5
8. “Condiment Calligraphy” – Use Sauce Packets to Spell ‘¡Ride Más!’
Use sauce packets you or others already have. Take a picture of your spicy artwork.
Points: 10
9. “Crunchwrap Chronicles” – Recreate a Movie Poster Outside the Bell
Get cinematic. Action, romance, horror — whatever your journey demands.
Points: 15
10. “The Mile 97 Face” – Take a Mid-Ride Selfie Looking Heroically Tired
Slap on a thumbs-up and give us your best “Still alive... somehow” face.
Points: 10
11. “The 13th Bell” – Visit All 13 Taco Bell Locations
Complete the full route and capture a selfie at each Taco Bell stop on the map.
Points: 15
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