Ladies and gentlemen, dogs and pigeons, prepare yourselves… This is NOT normal bingo. This is the Beyoncé of Bingo. The Gladiator of Games. The Drunken Rollercoaster of Dabbers.
For just £3, you’ll get:
A Boozy Bingo Card (glamorous cardboard rectangle of destiny)
A Raffle Entry (your chance to win prizes ranging from “Wow!” to “Why does this exist?”)
A Free Shot (to remove any lingering dignity before the madness begins)
What else? Well, how about:
Silly challenges that will have you doing things you never told your mother about.
Prizes that could be anything—booze, crisps, inflatables, a 1998 copy of Now That’s What I Call Music.
Music, lights, and possibly pyrotechnics (if Dani behind the bar finds those sparklers again).
There’s no minimum or maximum team size. Come solo, come with mates, or drag in a passing postman. Just be ready to dance, laugh, and question all your life choices by midnight.
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