OOHHH YEAH, DIG IT, BROTHER! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐
Step into the LOBSTER ROLL RING, JACK, because this Saturday, September 27th, at Winey Dogs (3 N 6th Ave), weโre throwinโ down our annual ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ like youโve never seen!
Weโre talkinโ $32 Lobster Rolls ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ TO $25, piled high and dripping with buttery POWER, ready to BODY SLAM your taste buds straight into the stratosphere! Chips and a drink? INCLUDED, JACK! ๐ช๐ฆ
Think youโre a contender, the cream of the crop, a LEGEND in the making? Then DOUBLE IT FOR $50, and weโll hit you with TWICE THE LOBSTER, TWICE THE GLORY, TWICE THE SMACKDOWN your mouth can handle! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
But bewareโฆ the SNOW CRAB ROLL is creeping in, snappinโ and clawinโ, ready to steal the spotlight for just $19. This challenger is ruthless, JACK, and itโs coming for your plate, BROTHER! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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When: Saturday, Sept. 27
โฑ๏ธ Time: 12pmโ6pm
๐ Where: Winey Dogs (3 N 6th Ave)
So slap on your headband, flex those fork muscles, and get readyโฆ because when the butterโs dripping, the claws are flyinโ, and the crowd is ROARINGโ
WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN LOBSTER ROLL MANIA SMACKS, CRUSHES, AND SLASHES PRICES RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE?! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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