The Toledo Zeros will be hosting the Moped Army National Rally this year in Toledo, Ohio September 26th-28th 2025!!
We would love for you to register. <3
Maybe you also wanna talk some mopads? Do that on our Discord chat. For better or worse we have banned the "adorable writer who is looking to write that college essay just for you!"
So what’s the game plan/why should I cum?
Wellll…we have lots of cool things to show you! And hotdogs! Like, a lot of hotdogs. Plzzz Sir! Help us with these dawgs!
Agenda
Friday:
Or earlier if ya want, but ya know just tell us or whatever we'll put ya up!
Speaking of putting you up....ACCOMMODATIONS!
-wanna tent camp? We got you, but much like the Ruffians, it’s gonna be on gravel so be ready. Our shop neighbor has offered up their fenced in backyard, its pretty big and full of gently used (and for sale!) tires. Nestle lovingly among them.
-Wanna AirBB? The zip is 43612 and there are a ton of cheap rentals. We are right next to a major hospital that accommodates lots of traveling nurses. Do you prefer a hotel? Hit up Evil Steve_Zero he has a deal with a nice local place to put you up.
-Wanna sleep in your car? That's cool. Parking is across the street along a grave yard. So far nobody has been haunted too badly by said ghosts.
-Wanna sleep on the shop floor? Feel free to! Its heated, or cooled depending on the Ohio weather
Arrive at the shop: 3519 Jackman Toledo Ohio
-hey park across the street would ya? Parking lot is for mopeds only.
-Get registered (remember you can do that here)
-Get ready for the "night ride" which leaves at 7pm
Ya we know you love JJ Louie's Cafe, but we are gonna be a bit too big for that. Not to mention it’s an obvious drug front….
So THIS year we’ll be rolling you to our local haunt, the Attic on Adams St, for food/drinks if you like.
Feel free to wander down the street to the many other bars and restaurants, discounts will be available with proof of rally-ing.
Seriously, wander around. You can even have drinks in the street, catch a golf cart ride, get lost, whatever. Wheels up at 10pm.
-Arrive back at the shop! But its Friday so BYOB, play on the mini ramp, arcade room, hang with friends, find the basement Hobbit room, powder coat a random object off your bike, whatever just have fun!
Saturday:
-"the Ride" which leaves at 11 sharp
-we'll be feeding you like half way through the ride so enjoy lunch on us!
-post ride: back to the shop! We'll have three food trucks hanging out at the shop, with limited free beer! Also not beer! For all our non-drinker friends. What’s the plan for the night? Welllll we're at the shop! Hang out with all the fun folks you've missed all year, sign up for karaoke, hurt yourself on the mini ramp, the arcade rooms still rocking, cook some mellows over the fire, play pool, swim in the pond in the graveyard, win one of our several raffle bikes. For real the shop is our happy place, and we want to share it with you!
So like, that's the plan?
REGISTER HERE
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScDvW9FT_itPf2Aiz39zMxkKhkr1Hs7-upsurW9NQ7T8tVB_Q/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=116365346849555076292
CHAT WITH US HERE ON DISCORD
https://discord.gg/emy5G4MkjW
As always plan to cum have a good time. And remember, we keep it mellow. The ride will be lead by me! Unless I break down. Either way it will be 30mph. Seriously 30mph, we don’t blast at our rallies. We want you to come enjoy the scenery of the ride, the company of friends, go fast later.
PS: At the end of the long ride there will be an optional off-road/hill climb/probably mud section. If you are so inclined, Andy will lead you to the spot as the pack comes into the shop. Be warned it is all of the things listed above, many a tomos clutch has died in this area, but its within walking distance of the shop, so whatever!
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