Get ready to unleash your wild side at The Vaude Villains 11th annual Halloween burlesque and cabaret show, Monsters I’d Like to F*ck - a radioactive cocktail of glamour and gore.
Step into a world where seduction crosses over with the supernatural, as creatures of the night crawl out from under your bed and onto the stage. This ain’t your mama’s haunted house; it’s a wicked celebration of all things monstrous, maniacal, and deliciously depraved!
Our lineup of degenerates, divas, and devilish delights will be crawling across the stage like they just escaped from a mad scientist’s lab, presenting acts that are draped in glitter, latex, and a smattering of fake blood. We’ll summon your favorite fiends, beasts, and maybe even a horror icon or two! Think vampire vixens, lusty lycanthropes, and demons who’ll tempt you into delightful damnation.
Whether you’re a fan of fabulous fright, campy gore, or just want to celebrate Halloween screaming in the best way possible, Monsters I’d Like to F*ck will be a night you won’t soon forget. Crack open the crypt, don your most devious duds, and slither down to this creature feature where you’re sure to shriek, swoon, and howl at the moon!
Friday, October 24th and Saturday, October 25th!
Doors open for VIP at 7:30pm, General Admission is at 8:00pm
Show begins at 9:00pm
At Berserk - 125 S. Stevens (ADA accessible, email
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21+, recently deceased or otherwise
As always, come dressed to impress or depress as long as it’s your best!
Curated by Crystal Explosion!!!
Hosted by Dick Daily!!!
Featuring the talents of:
*** Miss MastiKate ***
*** Medza ***
*** Sir Spunky ***
*** T.S. Loveless ***
*** Sherri Pop ***
*** Sarah Bellem ***
*** Muffy the Manslayer ***
*** Edacious March ***
***Kitchy K ***
*** Rosie Zass ***
*** Kitty Goode ***
*** Ravenna Moon ***
*** Luna Foxglove ***
*** Dana Mite ***
Produced by Crystal Explosion and Dick Daily
Poster designed by @theneonboneyard