Blackout Wednesday at The Porch Light Bar
It’s the biggest bar night of the year — the legendary Blackout Wednesday — and we’re here for it. 🍻
Tonight is your last night of freedom before you’re forced to smile through dry turkey, explain your life choices to your aunt, dodge questions about when you’re having another kid, and pretend your sister’s new boyfriend isn’t on his third “business venture.”
Tomorrow you’ll be passing the gravy…
Tonight you’re passing the shots.
Come pre-game for the chaos with:
✅ Drinks flowing
✅ Stress-relief in liquid form
✅ People you actually LIKE being around
✅ A guaranteed excuse to avoid your in-laws, cousins, and that one family member who always brings up politics
Because nothing says “family bonding” like getting just tipsy enough today to survive them tomorrow.
Doors open at 4 — come early, stay late, hydrate tomorrow.
After all… that second bottle of wine isn’t going to open itself. 🍷😉
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