Sharpen Your Pencils, Pop the Prosecco – The Primary School Anthems Brunch is Coming to Pontefract!
The school bell is ringing and class is officially in session at Galileo’s Showbar this January, as the Primary School Anthems Brunch takes over on Saturday 31st January with sittings from 1pm–3pm and 4pm–6pm.
Guests are invited to ditch the textbooks and swap detention for decadence at this one-of-a-kind, school-themed brunch bursting with nostalgia, drag-fuelled mayhem, and enough throwback anthems to earn you a gold star and a sticker.
Leading the lesson plan is none other than Mutha Tucka, ruling the classroom as your fierce and fabulous Head Mistress, while Latrine Lurka serves unhinged hilarity as your favourite chaotic Dinner Lady. Trust us — this is one assembly you’ll actually want to attend.
🎶 Anthems Only
From assembly hymns to school disco floor-fillers, expect wall-to-wall 90s, 00s and early 10s bangers. Think hands in the air, voices at full volume, and the whole class singing like it’s the last day of term.
🍽️ On the Menu
A nostalgic school dinner spread, elevated for grown-ups:
Turkey Dinosaurs
Veg-friendly Quorn Nuggets
Curly Fries & Beans
The iconic School Cake (yes, that one)
🍾 Bottomless Drinks
Flowing freely throughout the lesson:
Prosecco
Bottled Beer
Your favourite spirits
Themed Cocktails, plucked straight from the lost property box
🎒 Expect the Unexpected
Hymn books, blackboards, hopscotch, and a corridor full of chaos as Galileo’s Showbar transforms into the ultimate retro playground. It’s school… but make it drag, boozy, and absolutely unhinged.
👔 Dress Code
School chic encouraged — ties, blazers, pleated skirts, PE kits, and cheeky nostalgic fits all welcome. Extra credit for commitment.
Whether you were a classroom swot, playground menace, or permanent detention regular, this is your chance to relive the drama — with drag, drinks, and dinosaur nuggets.
🎟️ Tickets are limited — don’t keep the Head Mistress waiting… or it’s straight to double Maths.
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