"To all my friends" - Mickey Rourke, Barfly 1987 “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.” - Martin Mull “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” - Dean Martin “To alcohol…the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” - Homer Simpson “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” - Oscar Wilde "Draft beer, not people!” - Sixties peace slogan “I drink therefore I am.” - W.C. Fields