THE SALTY STANDUP

📆 Friday 10th October | Doors 7PM | Show 8PM
The Salty Standup is back with another top-shelf lineup of comedy chaos.

This month we’ve reeled in some of the UK’s finest, weirdest and most downright entertaining comics for a Friday night that slaps harder than your Nana’s slipper.

👨‍🎤 Phil Nichol – Fringe legend, musical anarchist and chaos-bringer. Expect high-octane jokes, songs you definitely can’t play at a christening, and the kind of energy that makes espresso look lazy.

🧠 Tony Burgess – Northern wit with razor-sharp surrealism. A comedy veteran who’s written for Steve Coogan, starred in Ideal, and once described a goldfish funeral with Shakespearean drama. Dead funny, basically.

🪗 David Eagle – Award-winning folk musician turned comedian, spinning stories with heart, humour and the odd accordion solo. Blind since birth, funny since forever. Proper gem.

🎙️ Si Beckwith (Host) – Local hero and master of the mic. Sharp, surreal and sound as a pound. Expect crowd work smoother than your nan’s custard.

🧀 Add craft beer, loaded street food and the best crowd in the North East and you’ve got a night worth ditching your dignity for.
This will sell out!
Tickets out now…

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• This Friday, 5th September, 05:30 pm, The Night Market UK in North Shields
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• This month, 19th September, 07:00 pm, COUNTRY & LINE DANCING CLUB NIGHT 🎶🤠 in North Shields

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