🚨 YOYA’S HOUSE COQUITO DELIVERY WEEKEND 🚨
📅 Nov 21st Weekend
📍 NJ + PA (Lock your doors… we’re coming anyway)
And guess what?
WE GOT NEW FLAVORS.
Like… actually new.
Not “repackaged but pretend it’s new.”
REAL NEW.
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🍥 CINNABUN COQUITO
Tastes like a cinnamon roll that went to private school.
Your grandma might fight you for it.
We are not responsible for that.
🍌 BANANA PUDDING COQUITO
Sweet, smooth & irresistible —
just like the person you said you’d stop texting.
(You won’t.)
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🔥 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥
PREORDER A BUNDLE AND GET A FREE BOTTLE.
Yes… FREE.
Why?
Because we make bad financial decisions, but good Coquito.
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🚚 DELIVERY DETAILS:
We’re delivering across NJ & PA.
We’ll message you a timeframe so you’re not sitting at your window like a lost puppy.
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💛 MADE WITH LOVE
And by love, we mean:
Real ingredients, vibes, and loud music in the kitchen.
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📩 HOW TO ORDER:
Comment “IM READY”
or inbox us like usual
